now, tastes more like real life

Listen to this "Open Toes" song on McPhever's Myspace. Please explain the lyrics to me. Is it about sandals?

Also imagine people dancing to this in a club on, say, pub night? Better yet, on the beer-sticky floor of Sigma Nu? I can't decide if this is going to default to being a hit since it sounds like Beyonce, or if it's just weird.