Maybe Ricker Dining (the first peanut-free college dining hall in the country!) had it right.
Last night, I went to the Nuthouse with Santiago. Didn't drink much, but I ate about 58493 peanuts. Now I feel disgusting, like peanuts are staging a sit-in in my stomach. It's like that urban legend about gum sitting in your stomach for 7 years if you swallow it... only with peanuts.
They may be staging some kind of political movement in my tummy but I can fight back. No more peanuts! Peanuts BAAAAAAAAAD.
P.S. This is why I love the Nut (among other reasons): WHEN IS THIS SIGN FROM, 1974?
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